First Day of Class

If anybody ever has to make a wind biscuit, please go out side.

Ap Econ

Debate on the fiscal viewpoints on Universal Healthcare is interrupted by the teacher. "Wait. Wait. Wait. Are you telling me you want the government to protect you and keep you alive? Annnnd give you free medicine? What is this Canada?"

AP English

AP English. Teacher: "Ok. Did anyone catch the sex scene in this chapter?" Students: "THERE WAS A SEX SCENE?!" Teacher: "Let's read it!"

Best Monday Quote

 Happy Monday class I hope you all enjoyed your weekened full of sin and revelry."

The Advanced Procedures of AP Chem

‎"Step one: Write your name on your paper. Step 2: Make sure your name is on your paper."

First Period

"Why are all of you so tired every mourning?
You know the secret to being well rested is going to bed at a decent hour, oh wait you need to stay up all night to finish your homework for my class.... Well so much for sleep."

In English Class

"Why is everyone so down today? Ohhh that's right, it's CAHSEE huh? And you guys shouldn't have to be here? Well you know what they say.... Life sucks and then you die"