Words of Inspiration

Wow class, we have 18 A's... Oh, thats far too many, we'll have to change that."

Talk on Literature in English

Does any one know what William Scott's greatest work is,..any one? Well it's Ivan HO, and no Ivan Ho is not a Russian prostitute.

In Econ

Right now you are being a detrimental externality. I know you want to be a positive one, but right now you are acid rain."

English Reading The Scarlet Letter

"Nothing in Hester's bosom, to make it ever again the pillow of Affection.' That's the book's version of 'Sexy talk'."

Health Class

" I'm protected by the union... I could wear a Bikini to school and no one could say anything about it."

Chemistry Teacher

"I have a giant imaginary six foot tall rabbit named Harvey who lives in my head."

Science Teacher

"Don't sit in Daddys' chair"